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I'm Mya, I'm 19 and I've met the man I want to spend my life with.
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Disney Movie List – Alphabetically
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101 Dalmatians II Patch’s London Adventure
A Disney Christmas Gift/A Walt Disney Gift
A Ring of Endless Light (2002)
Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command: The Adventure Begins
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Darby O’Gill and the Little People
Disney Princess Enchanted Tales - Follow Your Dreams
Ducktales The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp
Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off
Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge
Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
Kim Possible – The Secret Files
Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas
Mickeys Twice Upon a Christmas
My Date With The President’s Daughter
Peter Pan: Return to Never Land
Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement*
The Ultimate Christmas Present
Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
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I am amazing. Obviously these aren’t ALL movies out there by Disney but it is 200+ movies listed alphabetically with WORKING links (I checked each and EVERY one before posting) and so yeah. If there’s a movie that’s not on here and you want it on, just leave me (kowaikitty) a message :D
List items marked with * mean they were added after the original post by request :)
*Update 1/19/13:
Beauty and the Beast and The Princess and the Frog have been fixed.*Update 1/28/13:
Fixed -
102 Dalmatians, Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas, Brave, Brink!, Escape to Witch Mountain, Motorcrossed, Phantom of the Megaplex, Ready to Run, The Cheetah Girls, The Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader, The Hunchback of Notre Dame II, The Proud Family Movie, The Tigger Movie, Toy Story, Twitches TooErased -
Genius, Hounded, Mom’s Got a Date With a Vampire, Quints, Right on Track, Smart House, Stepsister From Planet Weird, The Jennie Project, The Poof Point, The Thirteenth Year, Tru Confessions, Up, Up, and AwayEliminated -
‘Twas the Night******
Erased means you can find the movies in parts (all on youtube) but I don’t do parts so I’ve taken them off the list.Eliminated means I couldn’t find the movie at all.
*Update 3/8/13:
Added Wreck-It Ralph*Update 3/13/13
Fixed -
Wreck-It RalphAdded -
The Princess Diaries, The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, and Ice Princess.*Update 5/8/13
Added - Tron (1982), Tron: LegacyFixed - Brave, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Tarzan, The Little Mermaid II, Oliver & Company
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Download free fucking books!
A fuckload of classic literature:
- 1984 by George Orwell
- A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
- A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce
- A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
- Aesop’s Fables by Aesop
- Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë
- Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll
- Andersen’s Fairy Tales by Hans Christian Andersen
- Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery
- Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
- Around the World in 80 Days by Jules Verne
- Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche
- Bleak House by Charles Dickens
- Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
- Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell
- Dracula by Bram Stoker
- Dubliners by James Joyce
- Emma by Jane Austen
- Erewhon by Samuel Butler
- For the Term of His Natural Life by Marcus Clarke
- Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
- Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
- Grimms Fairy Tales by the brothers Grimm
- Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift
- Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
- Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
- Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson
- Lady Chatterly’s Lover by D. H. Lawrence
- Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
- Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
- Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
- Middlemarch by George Eliot
- Moby Dick by Herman Melville
- Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
- Nostromo: A Tale of the Seaboard by Joseph Conrad
- Notes from the Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham
- Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
- Paradise Lost by John Milton
- Persuasion by Jane Austen
- Pollyanna by Eleanor H. Porter
- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
- Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
- Sense and Sensibility, by Jane Austen
- Sons and Lovers by D. H. Lawrence
- Swanns Way by Marcel Proust
- Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
- Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Tess of the d’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy
- The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
- The Brothers Karamazov, by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- The Great Gatsby
- The Hound of the Baskervilles by Arthur Conan Doyle
- The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- The Iliad by Homer
- The Island of Doctor Moreau by H. G. Wells
- The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
- The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper
- The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving
- The Odyssey by Homer
- The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle
- The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
- The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
- The Portrait of a Lady by Henry James
- The Prince by Nicolo Machiavelli
- The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy
- The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
- The Tales of Mother Goose by Charles Perrault
- The Thirty Nine Steps by John Buchan
- The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Duma
- The Time Machine by H. G. Wells
- The Trial by Franz Kafka
- The War of the Worlds by H. G. Wells
- Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
- Ulysses by James Joyce
- Utopia by Sir Thomas More
- Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray
- Within A Budding Grove by Marcel Proust
- Women In Love by D. H. Lawrence
- Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
Click on the motherfucking Hypelinks bitches.
Here! Have a fuckload of modern literature, too!
- A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess
- A Study In Scarlet - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
- Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter - Seth Grahame-Smith
- An Abundance of Katherines - John Green
- Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
- Bossypants - Tina Fey
- Breakfast At Tiffany’s - Truman Capote
- Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
- Catcher In The Rye - J.D. Salinger
- Charlie And The Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
- City of Bones - Cassandra Clare
- Clockwork Angel - Cassandra Clare
- Damned - Chuck Palahniuk
- Darkly Dreaming Dexter - Jeff Lindsay
- Dead Until Dark - Charlaine Harris
- Ender’s Game - Orson Scott Card
- Everything Is Illuminated - Jonathan Safran Foer
- Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close - Jonathan Safran Foer
- Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury
- Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
- Go The Fuck To Sleep - Adam Mansbach
- I Am America (And So Can You!) - Stephen Colbert
- I Am Number Four - Pittacus Lore
- Inkheart - Cornelia Funke
- It - Stephen King
- Life of Pi - Yann Martel
- Lolita - Vladmir Nabokov
- Marked - Kristin Cast
- Memoirs Of A Geisha - Arthur Golden
- My Sister’s Keeper - Jodi Picoult
- Never Let Me Go - Kazuo Ishiguro
- One Day - David Nicholls
- Paper Towns - John Green
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightening Thief - Rick Riordan
- Pretty Little Liars - Sara Shepard
- Slaughterhouse Five - Kurt Vonnegut
- Snow White And The Huntsman - Lily Blake
- The Book Thief - Markus Zusak
- The Bourne Identity - Robert Ludlum
- The Giver - Lois Lowry
- The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins
- The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
- The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
- The Notebook - Nicholas Sparks
- The Outsiders - S.E. Hinton
- The Perks of Being A Wallflower - Stephen Chbosky
- The Princess Diaries - Meg Cabot
- The Things They Carried - Tim O’Brien
- The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
- The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams
- Tuesdays With Morrie - Mitch Albom
- Uglies - Scott Westerfeld
- Vampire Diaries: The Awakening - L.J. Smith
- Water For Elephants - Sara Gruen
- Wicked - Gregory Maguire
Living in the future can be pretty sweet sometimes
Oh my god! There’s more!
Loveeeeeeee
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Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.
Ellen: Ok.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.
All the awards.
Parenting: A+
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