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Si vous n'étiez pas mon ami, je serais fou de toi, mon cheri.
Mya. 18. NewOrleans,LOYOLA.
I fall for all the wrong people.
Bottles of Beer on the Wall

My Tumblr Wife~~Jess~~

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when you discover that wearing boxer briefs are panties and shorts all in one~


OH BTW my hair is dark brown now….

when you discover that wearing boxer briefs are panties and shorts all in one~

OH BTW my hair is dark brown now….

SWAGGERED OUT AT PROM~~

SWAGGERED OUT AT PROM~~

All decked out for prom, yeaaaaaah

All decked out for prom, yeaaaaaah

EARLIER I made Lance a shirt out of paper because he got mad when I took a picture of him with his shirt off. And this was the result. 

EARLIER I made Lance a shirt out of paper because he got mad when I took a picture of him with his shirt off. And this was the result. 

forgot to post this earlier. awe

forgot to post this earlier. awe

me at mardi gras, yah diggg
(It looks like i’m praying but I’m really drunk and trying to get a jello shot out the bar)

me at mardi gras, yah diggg

(It looks like i’m praying but I’m really drunk and trying to get a jello shot out the bar)

THE DRESS I’M WEARING TO LANCES PROM

THE DRESS I’M WEARING TO LANCES PROM

All of the things I did for Palace Cafe

I did everything.

  • I bought a mirror to replace the one the managers broke
  •  I organized every single file cabinet, 
  • I make copies of every single recipe we have on nice paper
  • I bought balloons to put on birthday tables and to give to kids
  • I trained every single new server they hired at the host stand
  • I trained the new MANAGER at the host stand
  • I failed a class because I worked every night because thats when they needed me
  • I skipped classes so I could work the morning shifts I was given during BCS 
  • I set tables (servers job!)
  • I did roll ups (servers job!)
  • I folded napkins and taught all hosts to fold napkins
  • I fixed the servers paper work nightly
  • I now have a serious kidney problem from having to hold it because we got so busy
  • I have feet problems now from walking and standing all day
  • I wasted so much gas 
  • I lost about $300 worth of quarters and $300 in parking tickets for that job
  • I bought candy for the managers and servers at night
  • I did everything I was supposed to and more. So am I pissed that I got fired for one little thing when I was AMAZING at my job? FUCK YES I’M FUCKING LIVID. 
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I AM LINK!! AHH

I can play the ocarina of time, pshawww.

Lance said I’m a sexy brunette yay!

Lance said I’m a sexy brunette yay!